Bejeebus

"Wing thy feet and strike wind for the far horizon! Flee! Flee like you have never fleededed before!" - Bejeebus to Omega

Bejeebus (a parody of the biblical Jesus) was redirected into Limbo on his way to the second coming after his virgin mother threw herself down a flight of stairs, causing her to miscarry. This resulted in his soul being sent to the place where all unbaptized babies go. He somehow has a beard and is senile, implying that his age did not reset after his first death.